Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?


Santa: Tipu's skeleton.


Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?


Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child


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Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.


Santa: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!


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Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.


Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note



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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.


The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?


Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

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